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W I N E
IT'S WINE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE
WHEN IN DOUBT DRINK MORE WINE
WE WILL DRINK NO WINE
BEFORE IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DRINK CHEAP WINE
JUST GIVE ME THE WINE
AND NO ONE GETS HURT
GOOD MUSIC. GOOD FRIENDS. WINE!
I COOK WITH WINE
SOMETIMES I EVEN ADD IT TO THE FOOD.
FRIENDS LIKE WINE-THE OLDER THE BETTER
D R I N K I N G
RELAX UNWIND IT'S MARGARITA TIME
JUST GIVE ME THE BEER, RUM,ETC.
AND NO ONE GETS HURT
IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE
FREE BEER TOMORROW
IT'S ALWAYS HAPPY HOUR
1 TEQUILA 2 TEQ. 3 TEQ. FLOOR.(OR HAMMOCK)
TIKI OR BEACH BAR OPEN
RELAX UNWIND IT'S MARTINI TIME
HAPPY HOUR ALL DAMN DAY
WILL WORK FOR MARGARITAS
PARADISE IS JUST A SHOT AWAY
IT'S ALWAYS 5:00 IN PARADISE
I'M SO HAPPY IT'S HAPPY HOUR
SURELY IT MUST BE 5:00 SOMEWHERE
M I S C.
FRIENDS ALWAYS WELCOME
RELATIVES BY APPOINTMENT
DON'T JUDGE ME BY MY RELATIVES
FRIENDS ARE GOD'S APOLOGY
FOR RELATIVES
IF AT FIRST YOU DO SUCCEED
TRY NOT TO LOOK ASTONISHED
SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY
OTHER TIMES I LET HIM SLEEP
ALL OF THE FLOWERS OF ALL THE
TOMORROWS ARE IN THE SEEDS
OF TODAY. -VOLTAIRE
MIRROR MIRROR... OH FORGET IT
I KNOW I LOOK GOOD
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LIVE HAPPILY EVERAFTER
LA DI FRICKING DA
SARCASM, JUST ANOTHER SERVICE WE OFFER
LORD, HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY CAT THINKS I
SHOULDBE
LORD, HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM
WHEN IN DOUBT DO NOTHING
DREAM BIG
BE EXTRAORDINARY
LIFE'S SHORT - HAVE SOME FUN!
BE NICE OR LEAVE
THE HIGHER THE ALTITUDE THE BETTER
THE ATTITUDE.
GOOD MORNING, LET THE STRESS BEGIN
THIS IS WHERE I BELONG
OUT TO LUNCH, IF NOT BACK BY 5:00,
OUT TO DINNER ALSO.
EVERYONE BRINGS HAPPINESS HERE-SOME FROM
COMING SOME FROM LEAVING
ALL PEOPLE SMILE IN THE SAME LANGUAGE
ALL UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN
ESPRESSO & A FREE PUPPY
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE!
IT'S WINE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE
WHEN IN DOUBT DRINK MORE WINE
WE WILL DRINK NO WINE
BEFORE IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DRINK CHEAP WINE
JUST GIVE ME THE WINE
AND NO ONE GETS HURT
GOOD MUSIC. GOOD FRIENDS. WINE!
I COOK WITH WINE
SOMETIMES I EVEN ADD IT TO THE FOOD.
FRIENDS LIKE WINE-THE OLDER THE BETTER
D R I N K I N G
RELAX UNWIND IT'S MARGARITA TIME
JUST GIVE ME THE BEER, RUM,ETC.
AND NO ONE GETS HURT
IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE
FREE BEER TOMORROW
IT'S ALWAYS HAPPY HOUR
1 TEQUILA 2 TEQ. 3 TEQ. FLOOR.(OR HAMMOCK)
TIKI OR BEACH BAR OPEN
RELAX UNWIND IT'S MARTINI TIME
HAPPY HOUR ALL DAMN DAY
WILL WORK FOR MARGARITAS
PARADISE IS JUST A SHOT AWAY
IT'S ALWAYS 5:00 IN PARADISE
I'M SO HAPPY IT'S HAPPY HOUR
SURELY IT MUST BE 5:00 SOMEWHERE
M I S C.
FRIENDS ALWAYS WELCOME
RELATIVES BY APPOINTMENT
DON'T JUDGE ME BY MY RELATIVES
FRIENDS ARE GOD'S APOLOGY
FOR RELATIVES
IF AT FIRST YOU DO SUCCEED
TRY NOT TO LOOK ASTONISHED
SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY
OTHER TIMES I LET HIM SLEEP
ALL OF THE FLOWERS OF ALL THE
TOMORROWS ARE IN THE SEEDS
OF TODAY. -VOLTAIRE
MIRROR MIRROR... OH FORGET IT
I KNOW I LOOK GOOD
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LIVE HAPPILY EVERAFTER
LA DI FRICKING DA
SARCASM, JUST ANOTHER SERVICE WE OFFER
LORD, HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY CAT THINKS I
SHOULDBE
LORD, HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM
WHEN IN DOUBT DO NOTHING
DREAM BIG
BE EXTRAORDINARY
LIFE'S SHORT - HAVE SOME FUN!
BE NICE OR LEAVE
THE HIGHER THE ALTITUDE THE BETTER
THE ATTITUDE.
GOOD MORNING, LET THE STRESS BEGIN
THIS IS WHERE I BELONG
OUT TO LUNCH, IF NOT BACK BY 5:00,
OUT TO DINNER ALSO.
EVERYONE BRINGS HAPPINESS HERE-SOME FROM
COMING SOME FROM LEAVING
ALL PEOPLE SMILE IN THE SAME LANGUAGE
ALL UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN
ESPRESSO & A FREE PUPPY
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE!
B E A C H
PARADISE AIN'T CHEAP
LIFE IS GOOD AT THE BEACH
IF IT'S NOT ON THE ISLAND
WHO NEEDS IT?
HOPE MY SHIP COMES IN
BEFORE MY DOCK ROTS
WELCOME TO THE BEACH HOUSE
BEACH, EAT, DRINK, SLEEP, REPEAT
(FISH, EAT DRINK, SLEEP, REPEAT.)
IF LIFE IS A JOURNEY
THIS MUST BE THE DESTINATION
MERMAIDS WELCOME
MERMAID COTTAGE
IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH
TO BE AT THE BEACH -YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH
NO SHIRT. NO SHOES. HOT TUB.
WHEN IN DOUBT GO TO THE BEACH
WE LOVE THIS PLACE ! (CITY-STATE)
NO SHIRT. NO SHOES. HAMMOCK
NO SHOES REQUIRED
FLIP FLOPS REQUIRED
PARROTHEAD SURVIVAL:
BEACH, BUFFETT, BEER!
AN OLD PARROTHEAD LIVES HERE
PARROTHEADS WELCOME
ISLAND/BEACH GIRL
AN ISLAND LOVER LIVES HERE
CLOTHING OPTIONAL
NO BAD DAYS
HOME SWEET PARROTHEAD HOME
PARROTDISE
THE LOWER THE LATITUDE THE BETTER THE ATTITUDE
I'M ON ISLAND TIME/BEACH TIME
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE
IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A HOUSE BY THE
WATER, YOU'RE LUCKY ENough
AN OLD PARROTHEAD LIVES HERE WITH HIS BATHING
BEAUTY.
PARADISE AIN'T CHEAP
LIFE IS GOOD AT THE BEACH
IF IT'S NOT ON THE ISLAND
WHO NEEDS IT?
HOPE MY SHIP COMES IN
BEFORE MY DOCK ROTS
WELCOME TO THE BEACH HOUSE
BEACH, EAT, DRINK, SLEEP, REPEAT
(FISH, EAT DRINK, SLEEP, REPEAT.)
IF LIFE IS A JOURNEY
THIS MUST BE THE DESTINATION
MERMAIDS WELCOME
MERMAID COTTAGE
IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH
TO BE AT THE BEACH -YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH
NO SHIRT. NO SHOES. HOT TUB.
WHEN IN DOUBT GO TO THE BEACH
WE LOVE THIS PLACE ! (CITY-STATE)
NO SHIRT. NO SHOES. HAMMOCK
NO SHOES REQUIRED
FLIP FLOPS REQUIRED
PARROTHEAD SURVIVAL:
BEACH, BUFFETT, BEER!
AN OLD PARROTHEAD LIVES HERE
PARROTHEADS WELCOME
ISLAND/BEACH GIRL
AN ISLAND LOVER LIVES HERE
CLOTHING OPTIONAL
NO BAD DAYS
HOME SWEET PARROTHEAD HOME
PARROTDISE
THE LOWER THE LATITUDE THE BETTER THE ATTITUDE
I'M ON ISLAND TIME/BEACH TIME
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE
IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A HOUSE BY THE
WATER, YOU'RE LUCKY ENough
AN OLD PARROTHEAD LIVES HERE WITH HIS BATHING
BEAUTY.
| BY THE SEA SEAS THE DAY I'M ON ISLAND TIME PARADISE FOUND BEACH DRIFT & DRINK IT'S WINE O'CLOCK... BEACH BABY YOUR TOWN.CALM ON THE ROCKS NO SHELL PHONES SHE SELLS SEASHELLS... YOU HAD ME AT MERLOT LIVE BY THE SUN, LOVE BY THE MOON OUTDOOR SHOWER HAPPILY EVER AFTER |
| GLAMOUR GIRL SAYINGS STOP ME BEFORE I VOLUNTEER AGAIN I DREAMED MY WHOLE HOUSE WAS CLEAN... AN ATTITUDE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I'LL REMOVE THE DUCT TAPE MAKEUP JUNKIE WINE GODDESS NOT TONIGHT DEAR I HAD BRAIN SURGERY I'M NOT TRYING TO BE DIFFICULT IT JUST HAPPENS NATURALLY HIGH MAINTENANCE IT'S ALL ABOUT ME YOU HAD ME AT GET LOST WITHOUT ME IT'S JUST AWESO WOW! I GET TO GIVE BIRTH AND CHANGE DIAPERS! READ MY LIPSTICK DOMESTICALLY DISABLED IT'S GOOD TO BE QUEEN IT'S NOT EASY BEING A PRINCESS EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION IF THE TIARA FITS... I LOVE BEING AWESOME I DON'T HAVE ISSUES I HAVE SUBSCRIPTIONS I'M QUEEN AND YOU ARE NOT I'M SO GREAT I'M JEALOUS OF MYSELF |