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| DRINKING RELAX UNWIND IT'S MARGARITA TIME JUST GIVE ME THE BEER, RUM,ETC. AND NO ONE GETS HURT IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE FREE BEER TOMORROW IT'S ALWAYS HAPPY HOUR 1 TEQUILA 2 TEQ. 3 TEQ. FLOOR.(OR HAMMOCK) TIKI OR BEACH BAR OPEN RELAX UNWIND IT'S MARTINI TIME HAPPY HOUR ALL DAMN DAY WILL WORK FOR MARGARITAS PARADISE IS JUST A SHOT AWAY IT'S ALWAYS 5:00 IN PARADISE I'M SO HAPPY IT'S HAPPY HOUR SURELY IT MUST BE 5:00 SOMEWHERE UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO & A FREE PUPPY IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE! |
| B E A C H NO SHIRT. NO SHOES. HAMMOCK NO SHOES REQUIRED FLIP FLOPS REQUIRED PARROT HEAD SURVIVAL: BEACH, BUFFETT, BEER! AN OLD PARROT HEAD LIVES HERE PARROT HEADS WELCOME ISLAND/BEACH GIRL AN ISLAND LOVER LIVES HERE CLOTHING OPTIONAL NO BAD DAYS HOME SWEET PARROT HEAD HOME PARROTDISE THE LOWER THE LATITUDE THE BETTER THE ATTITUDE I'M ON ISLAND TIME/BEACH TIME ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A HOUSE BY THE WATER, YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH AN OLD PARROT HEAD LIVES HERE WITH HIS BATHING BEAUTY. |
| M I S C. FRIENDS ALWAYS WELCOME RELATIVES BY APPOINTMENT DON'T JUDGE ME BY MY RELATIVES FRIENDS ARE GOD'S APOLOGY FOR RELATIVES IF AT FIRST YOU DO SUCCEED TRY NOT TO LOOK ASTONISHED SOMETIMES I WAKE UP GRUMPY OTHER TIMES I LET HIM SLEEP MIRROR MIRROR... OH FORGET IT I KNOW I LOOK GOOD IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LIVE HAPPILY EVERAFTER LA DI FRICKING DA SARCASM, JUST ANOTHER SERVICE WE OFFER LORD, HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY CAT THINKS I SHOULD BE LORD, HELP ME BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM WHEN IN DOUBT DO NOTHING |
| WINE IT'S WINE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE WHEN IN DOUBT DRINK MORE WINE WE WILL DRINK NO WINE BEFORE IT'S TIME. IT'S TIME! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DRINK CHEAP WINE JUST GIVE ME THE WINE AND NO ONE GETS HURT GOOD MUSIC. GOOD FRIENDS. WINE! I COOK WITH WINE SOMETIMES I EVEN ADD IT TO THE FOOD. FRIENDS LIKE WINE-THE OLDER THE BETTER |
| B E A C H PARADISE AIN'T CHEAP LIFE IS GOOD AT THE BEACH IF IT'S NOT ON THE ISLAND WHO NEEDS IT? HOPE MY SHIP COMES IN BEFORE MY DOCK ROTS WELCOME TO THE BEACH HOUSE BEACH, EAT, DRINK, SLEEP, REPEAT (FISH, EAT DRINK, SLEEP, REPEAT.) IF LIFE IS A JOURNEY THIS MUST BE THE DESTINATION MERMAIDS WELCOME MERMAID COTTAGE IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE AT THE BEACH -YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH NO SHIRT. NO SHOES. HOT TUB. WHEN IN DOUBT GO TO THE BEACH WE LOVE THIS PLACE ! (CITY-STATE) |
| DREAM BIG BE EXTRAORDINARY LIFE'S SHORT - HAVE SOME FUN! BE NICE OR LEAVE THE HIGHER THE ALTITUDE THE BETTER THE ATTITUDE. GOOD MORNING, LET THE STRESS BEGIN THIS IS WHERE I BELONG OUT TO LUNCH, IF NOT BACK BY 5:00, OUT TO DINNER ALSO. EVERYONE BRINGS HAPPINESS HERE-SOME FROM COMING SOME FROM LEAVING ALL PEOPLE SMILE IN THE SAME LANGUAGE ALL UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO & A FREE PUPPY IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE! |
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